omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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