Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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