Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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