their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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