While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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