Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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