Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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