If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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