This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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