Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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