he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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