I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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