hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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