you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Just puked most of my soul out..
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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