You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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