I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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