Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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