Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
