Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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