Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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