You work out of a Hotel?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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