you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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