Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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