Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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