She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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