also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
just tell him i said nine months
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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