I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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