Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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