I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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