i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you will always have a special place in my vag
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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