is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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