How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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