do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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