That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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