Who did Billy Mays play for?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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