And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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How external is "for external use only"?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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