there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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