Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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