woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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