I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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