Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Randomize
