I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
this hospital has no fireball
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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