I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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