yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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