so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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