rhymes with "ouble enetration"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My bed smells like the plague
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