Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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