i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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