I smell stomach acid.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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