what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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