2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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