dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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