It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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