I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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