my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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