I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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