So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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